Bored

I'm bored. BBBBOOOOORRRRREEEEDDDD. That probably wouldn't have been pronounced bored, but I'm too bored to care. Boredboredboredboredboredboard(woops)bored.

BOARD!!!

(Darn it)

A Wonderful Ocean

"Ahh, what a wonderful, relaxing, beautiful ocean! Hey, whats that little orange thing?" Then, a little later, the person runs out of the water, screaming, with several "little orange things" clinging to her, drawing blood with their nibbling.

But what are these little orange things? They are KILLER SHRIMP!!!!! They will nibble you until you DIE!!!!! They will DESTROY THE HUMAN RACE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha... AAAAHHH!!! Here they come! They're killing... me. Ughpppp.

This is the wise man again.

He is really depressing, isn't he?

We probably shouldn't of hired him again.

I'm in the DR!!!

Yaaaayyyy. Im in the Dominican Republic and Im about to leave. That sucks... Im bored and Im only doing this because Yuri told me to...

Wierd

Isn't it wierd that there is no such thing as www.flatulentpony.org OR www.flatulentpony.com. They should really exist. Like, really. Like, seriously, not joking, really, like, really really really should exist. Really. Seriously. Not jokingly, seriously. I mean it. I'm not joking. Honestly.

Wise Man Fired: Again? Yes! Really? Yes, Did You Actually Think I Was Joking?

The Wise Man has been fired again! Even though it's true, we don't like him to talk about the end of the world, it gets really, really depressing hearing him rant about it in the offices, even through the soundproof walls! I mean honestly, how loud can that guy yell? Anyway, he's been fired again, because... oh wait, what's that, I said why already? Whoops, anyway, it's back to a life of crime for him, we've already told him our enemies... I mean, what lovely weather were having, look at those flowers! He hopefully will get out of the mental asylum and back to work.

Wise Man Rehired!

Wise man says: The Swine Flu will evolve and mutate into an enlightened civilization which will then migrate to Neptune, branching out to Uranus and Venus. Later, they will come back and destroy Earth, because they"are haunted by early memories." 

Side Note: The common cold will also evolve and mutate into a special kind of ladybug that has only 5 legs but somehow manages to have 7 feet. They will be adopted as pets by the Swine Flu, right before they leave Earth. 

Note: This has all been scientifically proven and anyone who disagrees is dead wrong, dead, and wrong. 

News Report:

Someone known only as the wise man, fired from the blog HAL, has recently been promoted to one of the most dangerous people in the world. He has planted bombs in 54 houses and has killed 45 people so far.




Reward: $1,000

News On Wise Man

The wise man has just been fired. He is not allowed to insult people.

Wise Man Also Says:

Wise man also says: I am wiser than you, so your life is nothing compared to mine.

Tofu = BAD

Tofu tastes completely HORRIBLE!!! Sorry to people who like it, but seriously, it is DISGUSTING.

P.S. No, really, I mean it.

Another P.S. Like, seriously.

Another P.S. You know I'm not joking, don't you?

Another P.S. I am seriously NOT JOKING!!!

la la la

Thanks to my friends at the sea, I am allowed to say... JELLYFISH!!!

Wait a second, that's not a jellyfish. That's not fair, I was ripped off!

VENDETTA!!!!! VENDETTA!!!!!!

Guinness World Records 2007

Someone once fit 11 eggs in one of their hands!



Tell me if this was updated in the 2008 one.

Wise Man Says :

Blood may be thicker than water, but toothpaste is even thicker than blood.

Fun Facts

Did you know that there are probably carnivorous tapeworms in your body that can eat you from the inside out right now ? Probably not, because they don't exist. But they should exist. It's not fair ! I'm going to go sulk in the corner.

Ya Gotta Go Here

You must go to http://www.cheese.com/ or a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pound weight will fall on you and you will die.


Yeah, it's that simple