Guinness World Records 2007

Someone once fit 11 eggs in one of their hands!



Tell me if this was updated in the 2008 one.

Wise Man Says :

Blood may be thicker than water, but toothpaste is even thicker than blood.

Fun Facts

Did you know that there are probably carnivorous tapeworms in your body that can eat you from the inside out right now ? Probably not, because they don't exist. But they should exist. It's not fair ! I'm going to go sulk in the corner.

Ya Gotta Go Here

You must go to http://www.cheese.com/ or a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pound weight will fall on you and you will die.


Yeah, it's that simple

Stinky Cheese = YUCK

As the title says: stinky cheese = YUCK! Normally cheese is extremely good, but stinky cheese is bad, not only because it smells bad, but it tastes even worse. (if that is even possible.) Therefore, if you are new to the way of eating cheese, remember this : DO NOT EAT STINKY CHEESE.

Okay, okay I know about the tiny period on DO NOT EAT STINKY CHEESE.

P.S. I have never eaten stinky cheese, but it doesn't look very good.

Melted Cheese

Cheese alone is good enough, but nice, warm melted cheese is even better.After a long, cold day in the snow in winter it is so refreshing and warm (not to mention delicious) to dip bread, steak, and broccoli into a nice, warm cheese fondue. Cheese fondue is, after all, pretty much the only kind of melted cheese, and if it is not, than it is probably the best tasting kind.

Cheese

Cheese. That name holds unimaginable power. The reason I made this blog was to express my love for cheese. Not just that, it's about other stuff too. If you don't like cheese, then don't read this blog at all. If you don't like cheese... well, who doesn't like cheese anyway? Who ever doesn't like cheese is a threat to this planet. Cheese is my life.


P.S Tennis is a good sport because tennis balls are the same color as cheese.

Another P.S.: If you don't like cheese you are not actually a threat to the planet, your taste buds just haven't developed.