Tofu = BAD

Tofu tastes completely HORRIBLE!!! Sorry to people who like it, but seriously, it is DISGUSTING.

P.S. No, really, I mean it.

Another P.S. Like, seriously.

Another P.S. You know I'm not joking, don't you?

Another P.S. I am seriously NOT JOKING!!!

la la la

Thanks to my friends at the sea, I am allowed to say... JELLYFISH!!!

Wait a second, that's not a jellyfish. That's not fair, I was ripped off!

VENDETTA!!!!! VENDETTA!!!!!!

Guinness World Records 2007

Someone once fit 11 eggs in one of their hands!



Tell me if this was updated in the 2008 one.

Wise Man Says :

Blood may be thicker than water, but toothpaste is even thicker than blood.

Fun Facts

Did you know that there are probably carnivorous tapeworms in your body that can eat you from the inside out right now ? Probably not, because they don't exist. But they should exist. It's not fair ! I'm going to go sulk in the corner.

Ya Gotta Go Here

You must go to http://www.cheese.com/ or a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pound weight will fall on you and you will die.


Yeah, it's that simple