Wise Man Fired: Again? Yes! Really? Yes, Did You Actually Think I Was Joking?

The Wise Man has been fired again! Even though it's true, we don't like him to talk about the end of the world, it gets really, really depressing hearing him rant about it in the offices, even through the soundproof walls! I mean honestly, how loud can that guy yell? Anyway, he's been fired again, because... oh wait, what's that, I said why already? Whoops, anyway, it's back to a life of crime for him, we've already told him our enemies... I mean, what lovely weather were having, look at those flowers! He hopefully will get out of the mental asylum and back to work.

Wise Man Rehired!

Wise man says: The Swine Flu will evolve and mutate into an enlightened civilization which will then migrate to Neptune, branching out to Uranus and Venus. Later, they will come back and destroy Earth, because they"are haunted by early memories." 

Side Note: The common cold will also evolve and mutate into a special kind of ladybug that has only 5 legs but somehow manages to have 7 feet. They will be adopted as pets by the Swine Flu, right before they leave Earth. 

Note: This has all been scientifically proven and anyone who disagrees is dead wrong, dead, and wrong.